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Based on my physique, you might think that I'd be the submissive but I'm actually the one who takes command. Disciplining naughty boys is my specialty, I don't hold back on spanks-- love seeing their arses blush red.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

It's the sexual tension I look for, the other aspects are just bonus features. If I find a bloke boring as wheat bread then I'm not going to stick around. But if the gent knows how to charm the pants off a lady, then surely my knickers are going to c...

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.