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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

I hope you're always hungry because I am always in the mood to cook something tasty and delicious. I will make your tummy full, and in return, you fill up my cunt with your warm cum. Send me a message if we have a deal.

Taking control of other people's pleasure is what I thrive for. After years and years of experience, I can make a mean looking bloke melt into a puddle at my feet. I also like dictating when they're allowed to cum and maybe punish them when they make...

I'm a big-time adrenaline-rush enthusiast. I relish challenging and pushing myself physically to the most sensual limits. I prefer wild and naughty bonking over traditional and monotonous sex fulfilment.

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.