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Don't bother sending me a message if you will only leave me hanging. All I am looking for is a man capable of giving me all the attention I desire. Our conversation will never be boring because I am open to talk about all kinds of things. We can talk...

Conversations with me can get hot and bothersome, I'm not the good girl who follows the rules and keeps her head down. I will tell you the obscene thoughts that run through my head and want a lad who can keep up with me.

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I've had wet dreams for so many nights. They are so vivid, I can remember every detail. Is this the effect of not having sex for too long? Every time wild dreams visit me, my urge to have sex gets stronger.