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When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

Exchanging private jokes or goofing around is a good way to have fun, isn't it? If you say yes, send me your sweetest message. Make sure it's really overloaded with sweetness. Or else, I might not be able to notice it, luv.

I'm a strong independent woman, so I don't want to be treated like a damsel in distress or as a princess. I can pay for myself, I can cook by myself, and I can sleep alone (after I get stuffed like 20x).

I thrive when there's variety, when there are various colours, and when there are different spices. Life will only be full of adventures and excitements if the important ingredients are present. Do you have them with you, honey?

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...