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Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I'm a bleedin' passionate and affectionate bint. Searching for love in this vast world. I know it's impossible but a lassie 's got to try and have a little faith. It has been so long since love has swayed my way.

I'm a clean person. I have a lot of alcohol, wipes, and sanitizer that I use at home and when I go out. But I don't want to consider myself as person with OCD. Being clean and neat is natural I suppose, and there's nothing wrong with it.

I've been lonesome since I left my sorry excuse of a husband. I was fed up of lousy sex, always sticking to missionary or making me do all the work until he cums. I want to get back the excitement I had when it comes to shagging, I want to moan and s...

I am an outspoken lass who prefers to be single than commit in a toxic relationship. I am not here in search of my prince or whatever. I just want to find someone who can make me forget that I am alone in this world, even for a single night.