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It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

I assure you that despite my age, my skills in bed are still outstanding and commendable. I may not have the young and sexy body that I had before but at least, I still know the finest bed techniques that every man will surely enjoy.

I play chess when I need to think or find a solution to a problem. I play the piano when I want to be inspired or when I'm already motivated. I clean the house to keep it from micro dust. I go to my bed when lust strikes.

If I can choose between anal and vaginal sex, I think I'd prefer to have the former. Some gals may not agree with me on this but I really think that anal sex is much more satisfying. And that's most especially when the knob inside my tight asshole is...