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I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm done with love, commitments, and relationships. Right now, I don't want any of that. What I want instead are plenty of teasing, flirting, and fucking. And it would be nice to find a bloke who's willing to do those three things with me.

Loves to eat cold pizza with cold milk or cold chocolate drink. You may find this weird, but I sometimes dip a cold pizza into a chocolate drink. It's great, but it tastes better with soufflé or any other kind of bread.

I'm never afraid to show my naked body to anyone. Before I came here, I had a French boyfriend who wanted an outdoor kind of sex with a touch of primitiveness. From then on, we'd had sex at our terrace at starry nights.

There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.

It started out as curiosity which later on turned into a collection. The first time I walked into a sex shop to buy my first toy, I was a blushing mess even if I was already in my 20's. But now I walk confidently towards the thickest dildos I could f...