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I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

They say that I seem like the kind of lady who leads men on and who leaves them hanging afterward. I can't really confirm nor affirm that because there are really times when I become unconscious of my own actions. Who among here thinks that I'm truly...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I enjoy chatting with an intelligent man who knows how to flavor his words with just enough banter to make both my mind and body experience things that will have me wanting more.

It's nice to have a conversation with someone who accepts me for who I am, age and all. I am experiencing some difficulties looking for someone like that. I think lads who will waste their time with old ladies are rare these days. I hope someone will...

To be honest, I am not sure about what I am looking for here and I certainly do not know the appropriate things to write here. Anyway, I just want something fun, exciting, and naughty on the side. Is there anyone here who can give that to me?