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I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.

For me, the best things in life happen in the bedroom. Some may view me as traditionalist because I only want to have sex in the bedroom. I know that bedroom sex can be a bit boring, but I have some tricks up my sleeves that can make the whole experi...

Dreary weather is best spent inside, with a young bloke to occupy my time and keep the cold at bay. Sharing covers and letting hands roam freely, caressing warm skin before moving onto more pleasurable touches.

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...