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At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Sultry, curvy, and a craving woman that seems to never be satiated. I would have fantasies and dreams so vivid that my knickers get soaked through. I'm not picky, I just want lads to show me what they have to offer and maybe I could teach them a few ...

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

One thing to keep in mind when it comes to me is: I love to be used and abused. I'm not some fragile middle-aged woman who has nothing else better to do other than cooked meals and have afternoon tea, oh no. I would rather spend the day with a fit bl...