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Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Maintaining my physique is one thing I'm fond of doing after work. Whereas on Saturdays and Sundays, I put on my best dress and have a drink in different pubs or meet my friends. If I'm not with my friends, I'm either in a man's bed or in the loo hav...

I am happy and comfortable with myself. I don't need to change my ways or act like someone else for others. It's not my problem if they don't like how I do things. I am confident with myself and my sexual prowess. I don't need to prove anything to an...

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.